Parenting Helpline UK.

Hello. Thank-you for calling Parenting Helpline UK.

Unfortunately, your phone-call is in a long queue. We receive a high volume of emergency calls, particularly during school holidays and meal-times, so please be patient and someone will be with you as soon as possible.

Please choose from one of the following options.

Press 1. If you have just told a child they have ‘UNTIL THE COUNT OF THREE’ but have no idea what to say next.

Press 2. If you have banned all screens and now your children are driving you crazy.

Press 3. If you wish to talk to a grown-up and have an actual conversation.

Press 4. To hear a soothing voice count to ten and tell you it's all Going to be OK.

Press 5. If your child has just given up their daytime nap and you require counselling.

Press 6. If you are at a supermarket self-service check out with your children, and you require urgent assistance.

Press 7.  If you need an emergency delivery of wine.

Press 8.  If you are trapped under a pile of laundry.

Press 0 to hear these options again.