Tuesday, 24 November 2015

Parenting Helpline UK.



Hello. Thank-you for calling Parenting Helpline UK.

Unfortunately, your phone-call is in a long queue. We receive a high volume of emergency calls, particularly during school holidays and meal-times, so please be patient and someone will be with you as soon as possible.

Please choose from one of the following options.

Press 1. If you have just told a child they have ‘UNTIL THE COUNT OF THREE’ but have no idea what to say next.

Press 2. If you have banned all screens and now your children are driving you crazy.

Press 3. If you wish to talk to a grown-up and have an actual conversation.

Press 4. To hear a soothing voice count to ten and tell you it's all Going to be OK.

Press 5. If your child has just given up their daytime nap and you require counselling.

Press 6. If you are at a supermarket self-service check out with your children, and you require urgent assistance.

Press 7.  If you need an emergency delivery of wine.

Press 8.  If you are trapped under a pile of laundry.

Press 0 to hear these options again.






















Pink Pear Bear

19 comments:

  1. haha brilliant :-) #abitofeverything

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  2. I'll press #7 10x! Hilarious! #abitofeverything

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    1. The #7 key on my phone has worn away! Thank-you :)

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  3. This is snorty laugh funny. I am desperately stabbing 5 on the phone.

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    1. I know!! Me too!! #5 Arghhhhhhhhhhh
      Thank-you :)

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  4. We definitely need one of these for real! :D x #FridayFrolics

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  5. Press 9 for all of the above! Love it. Thanks for linking up to #Friday Frolics. Hope to see you again next week.

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  6. Press 9 for all of the above! Love it. Thanks for linking up to #Friday Frolics. Hope to see you again next week.

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  7. Hilarious! Number 1 - YES! #fridayfrolics

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    1. One ....Two ...Three ...
      Arghhhhhhhhhhh not a clue.
      Thank-you!!

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  8. Bwahahaha, this is so funny! Brilliant...thanks for linking up with #abitofeverything

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  9. I would like to press 7 please! Although I'd probably press it a bit too much! #bigpinklink

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    1. The number 7 on my phone has completeley worn out. Haha x

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  10. Brilliant. Just brilliant. #bigpinklink

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    1. Haaa! Thank-you :)your too kind.

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  11. This. Is. Brilliant!!! So so funny! If you actually marketed this with a premium rate phoneline, you be a gazillionaire! Thanks for linking up and giving me a right giggle! #bigpinklink

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