Dear Cbeebies

Dear Cbeebies HQ,

Re:  RUMOUR THAT CBEEBIES IS BEING AXED

I am writing to you, as I have had no luck getting through to your help-line that has been engaged since 6am. I can only imagine that other parents are starting to hear the news? Is it true? Please tell me it isn’t true.

My children have been in the care of watching Cbeebies programs since they were just a few months old.  What am I supposed to tell them? That Boj was lying when he implied ‘the fun will never end?’  That Lucy’s neglectful Mum has FINALLY noticed that her daughter climbs out of her bedroom window every night? Also, I know she is just a character but that little neurotic girl and her spider! How will she cope?

I just asked my children ‘Would you be sad if there was no more Cbeebies?’

They replied ‘Shhh Mummy we are watching Cbeebies.’ if that doesn’t tug at your heart strings then nothing will.

I would like to take this opportunity to thank Nina and every one of her Neurons because without her dinner time just wouldn’t be possible. Oh and Mr. Bloom if your reading this? I’m loving your work.

If in fact there has been a mistake and you are only making changes to the channel, then I can highly recommend getting rid of Peter Rabbit or Andy’s Dinosaur adventures. I find them really quite scary. We are also ready to say good-bye to Iggle Piggle and his strange little friends as their hypnotic powers no longer work on my children. May I suggest handing the ‘bedtime hour’ over to Ruff Ruff, Tweet or perhaps Dave?

I would also suggest that there is never a good time for Yogo?

I really appreciate you taking the time to read my concerns. I have just heard the theme tune to 'I Can Cook' which means my kids are hungry.   I must ask one more thing before you make this decision, please imagine the thousands of tantruming toddlers protesting on the steps of your offices.

I look forward to your prompt response.

Yours sincerely

Mrs. H.