Local Mum of
two under threes WLTM like-minded parents for occasional park visits and ‘play
dates’. You must not be too attractive, have children that meet all
their milestones or sleep past 6am etc. You must not expect me to socialise
past the hour of 7pm or speak coherently about anything on the news.
Mothers with full-time Nannies, those that drive or have ever uttered the words 'It Gets So Much Easier' need not apply.