Heatwave
Dear Board of Parenting,
It is with great sadness that I hand in my resignation as a parent, I cannot possibly work under these hot weather conditions. The constant whinging, unwanted sun cream applications and meltdowns have become impossible to manage. I have thought long and hard about this decision but after my son emptied the paddling pool out(after I had spent half an hour filling it up with a mug) I have been left with no other choice. I feel I would be better placed on a beach in Barbados.
Kind Regards
Mrs. H
Ha! Amen to all of this!
ReplyDelete😊 After some consideration (no one would take them) I have decided to resume my position on a trial basis.
DeleteSurely i must have failed my probationary period. They must be considering firing me soon...?
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