Wednesday, 1 July 2015


Dear Board of Parenting,

It is with great sadness that I hand in my resignation as a parent, I cannot possibly work under these hot weather conditions.  The constant whinging, unwanted sun cream applications and meltdowns have become impossible to manage.  I have thought long and hard about this decision but after my son emptied the paddling pool out(after I had spent half an hour filling it up with a mug) I have been left with no other choice.  I feel I would be better placed on a beach in Barbados.

Kind Regards

Mrs. H


  1. Ha! Amen to all of this!

    1. 😊 After some consideration (no one would take them) I have decided to resume my position on a trial basis.

  2. Surely i must have failed my probationary period. They must be considering firing me soon...?